Too Many Skunks

I hate to take it out on Donald Trump. Whoever or whatever he is, he has spent a lot of time and money when he didn’t have to.

He did most likely earn his money, unlike many of the disgusting and vile yard-dog Democrats, such as the Clintons, Obamas, Willie Brown, Pelosis, and of course there is the Biden Ukraine Chinese golden cash spigot—and plenty more throughout our happy land from sea to shining sea (that would be from Washington, DC to California–Biden to Newsome)

And, of course, we should never exclude payoffs to the so-called media. That bunch, one by one, takes in enormous salaries for talking a lot about nothing and telling lies that would have blushed Charles Ponzi, and given Bernie Madoff a lightning bolt of inspiration. You will have to give them this: They have mixed, like oil and water, analogous to news and imagination, and gotten sponsors to pay for it (no names here—just watch the commercial breaks).

Let’s take a short break here and pontificate a bit.  Most of the pols and media squire (and squire-etts) are just stupid. If you can watch any of these media news or talk shows at any level (cable to network) and find any semblance of intelligent thought worth a dime, you better grab the ten cents while it’s still worth ten cents –you say I’m wrong? They told us that they passed a law called The Inflation Fixer -Upper Act or some such lunatic notion.  And, it was said, it will save you from the inhuman alien monster of INFLATION. But you know, a bunch of lying B %^*$% S probably is still that—a bunch of lying …

Printing money and giving it away to bureaucratic spend-a-billies to spend will reduce inflation? Hmmmm? Oh, Dr. Friedman, we hardly knew thee.

And both political parties race to these “talkies” of the T.V. media like flies race to the back end of a cattle drive. They swarm to the swarms.

But not to wet your transgender or LBGT-pervert-whatever pants, oh you Demos of the Ponzi money pyramid. There are plenty of Republicans who are as Munchhausen- mendacious as those who claim to “reach out across the aisle.” Therefore, they can drop the Munchhausen sympathy card. Peas in a pod. All may reach out, but mostly it is to get change for a twenty.

Republicans have one of the biggest political liars in history with the the link of Abraham Lincoln. Now there is a liar that even Karl Marx would (and did) appreciate (and vice versa).

Which is the point of this particular exercise in essay development to the down South fellows who believe in the integrity of Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis, Stonewall Jackson, Jeb Stuart , Bedford Forrest, Judah Benjamin, and several others to the end.  If truth in advertising were an enforced law almost the entire section of political party apparatchiks, red and blue, would be in the slammer.

Down South: “We fly OUR flag within our heart!”

We have allowed ourselves to live with you Yankee Demo crooks and Repub charlatans only because we have been held at gunpoint in some faux federal foolishness covered in the Dracula cape of a nation. The blood has been sucked from the living union many, many years back. Well, I may have to live with you, but I don’t have to like you. And I don’t!

The South has served exceptionally in all of your national (pretended federal) wars from 1898 until today in damn near every desert and jungle in the Eastern Hemisphere—even serving in the few that were legally declared (again in disproportionate numbers).

Leave us out of your national wars that you and your “friends” on either side of the aisle of your venereal party brothel fund with “inflation fix-it money.”. And leave us out of your rainbow military which we, as Southerners have served greatly disproportionately in number, AND in killed and maimed; long before you raped women figuratively by promising them rewards if they would dive into a foxhole where dying men bleed and urinate. And the Yankee cause is always to break the hearts of Mamas and Daddies.

I don’t care if it’s Sean (literally) Hannity, Brian Kilmeade or Mark, (you stupid idiot) Levin or some clod Christian pretender digging into some frontal lobe Christian wannabee like Gary Bauer or some uninformed sissy hall of academic play-acting college like Hillsdale or “PragerU.”  I am fed up with lunacy, dishonesty and often just plain (as the Demos above) stupidity. Nor some phony “conservative” cowards like Fox, Inc will I rally to any longer. That bunch could easily breed with those other neon buffoons at MSNBC or CNN or any similar public toilet with a camera.

Tucker, we hardly knew thee too.

At least the Demos are honest about their integrity and honor. They are very open that they have none. The Republicans (God save us from irony) pretend integrity and file it falsely under patriotism.

The Republicans want the South to be with them for their votes while riding in inside a Trojan Horse of pretentious conservatism. They really hated Goldwater back in the day.   Oh, yes they did!

I do feel a bit of sympathy for Donald Trump. He came to the party late. When he did, he was attacked by both sides. And that one side, carries not the mark of Cain but the mark of Brutus. These Roman backstabbers want the South and its votes, but they also smile behind and under their yellow bellies every time a Southern, mostly privately paid for, monument is removed by the varmints of the land.

Varmints lives don’t matter to me.

“But we will lose our country, we will lose our country!” they cry. That is where the word “stupid” comes in.  You, yes you, you damnable so-called and misnomer-ed “Republicans.” You destroyed it over a 150 years ago. Now you pseudo swash-buckle your way to a modern Reconstruction and while you spit on brave buried men in gray you want the votes of their heirs

Well, whatever country you have now, I say lose it. You are losers!

Many (many) years ago I served in the USMC.  I served proudly with Yankees, and a whole lot of Southerners. On graduation day when a Boot passed in review on Parris Island and he turned “eyes right” toward the replica of the Washington D.C. Mount Suribachi monument, while the band hit the strains of The Marine Corps Hymn, if he didn’t get a little shiver up his spine, he was marching unconscious.

We did “keep out honor clean.”

But I say to my Southern brethren today. Leave the voting booth to the criminal liars: both sets of them. Damn them! These liars calling themselves conservatives because Republicans claim they are conservatives should lose “their” country. My I-phone plays Dixie and I never put it on mute except in church.

Today I sing “Dixie” and “Bonnie Blue.” And just so you Yankees and Scalawag Republicans know, I am LOUD! And I’ll bet you a hundred dollar bill that Heaven hears me, and Hell loves you!

The Deep State of Republicans nor the Demos have any ear for real music.  They hear the high notes but never do they feel the strength of the bass.  Sissies always squeal and lie.

But come to think of it, for the Republicans, how about:

“One Tin Soldier.”

The Demos? That easy:

“Bye-Bye Miss American Pie.”

Eat your hearts out Generation Z or whatever you idiots call yourselves. Transgender yourselves and find a foxhole full of girls. You’ll feel at home in a hole filled with blood and urine.

Sorry Mr. Trump. I realize you have been trying. But save your money and your family.

Like I said: you came to the party too late.

Too many skunks are in the hollow.

Paul H. Yarbrough

I was born and reared in Mississippi, lived in both Louisiana and Texas (past 40 years). My wonderful wife of 43 years who recently passed away was from Louisiana. I have spent most of my business career in the oil business. I took up writing as a hobby 7 or 8 years ago and love to write about the South. I have just finished a third novel. I also believe in the South and its true beliefs.

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